One Word: Gigli
by kev on July 18, 2006 

By Ben Affleck
I must take umbrage with Keanu Reeves’ claim of being arguably the worst actor alive today. Clearly, I am the worst actor of this or any other generation. Gigli, Surving Christmas, Reindeer Games, Paycheck, Pearl Harbor - need I go on?
My bad acting kills. It actually destroys lives. Jennifer Lopez can’t sing to […]

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I Am An Awful, Awful Actor
by kev on July 16, 2006 

By Keanu Reeves
I am arguably the worst actor alive today. And yet, somehow, I keep getting roles in movie after movie. It just doesn’t make any sense. Why do directors and producers keep casting me? Why do people keep going to movie theatres to watch me? Don’t they realize I suck?
When I first got into […]

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