by kev on January 23, 2007
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When at a singles gathering, it is very important to keep track of the fake names, professions, general details, etc. you give to the people you meet. You don’t want to call yourself “Brad” around a girl you’d met earlier and who thought your name was “Jake.” You’ve got to have a system in place.
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by kev on January 23, 2007
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ANYTOWN, GA - Local man Kyle Davis can breath easy after narrowly avoiding a “chick flick” his girlfriend wanted the two of them to watch this past weekend.
Davis, 28, was hoping to spend a relaxing evening with his girlfriend Laura Childress, 23, by renting an action-comedy at the local video store. His plans were quickly […]
by kev on January 21, 2007
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That’s when I thought to myself, “it must be the shower bandit!”
- John the Moron
For a variety of reasons, I did not enjoy the experience of living in a college dorm. My psychotic roommate was one reason, but the following idiotic story is another.
During my freshman year, the male dorms at my college were being […]
by kev on January 19, 2007
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I am not going to see The Da Vinci Code. My reasoning has nothing to do with the completely ridiculous plot or the fact it’s as sacrilegious as a Madonna music video directed by Rob Zombie.
No, my boycott stems from the flack Tom Hanks’ hairdo is receiving from critics and fans.
His hair in this movie […]
by kev on January 18, 2007
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The Olive Garden is to Italian Food as 10 Things I Hate About You is to William Shakespeare. - Me
I do not remember the above being on my SAT (possibly because I took the SAT before the movie was released), but if it had been on it I’m certain I would have gotten it right.
My […]
