I am looking for a woman with a pouch like a kangaroo, so she can store my car keys and other nic-nacs. If I can’t find such a woman, I guess one with a purse will work, but I won’t be happy about it.
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;-) 8.16.06 at 11:23 am:
What about a woman with abnormally large hands? Such a woman could hold a wide variety of items, such as car keys and sunglasses, in said hands.
Also, would it matter if said woman had an Adam’s Apple?
;-) 8.16.06 at 10:20 pm:
I think what “Kev” is trying to say is: “I don’t quite meet the requirements but I am interested in filling that position.”
;-) 8.18.06 at 12:20 am:
Is this kind of sexist? You should want a pouch for yourself, and then you could hold your own keys and such ; )