by kev on January 23, 2007
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ANYTOWN, GA - Local man Kyle Davis can breath easy after narrowly avoiding a “chick flick” his girlfriend wanted the two of them to watch this past weekend.
Davis, 28, was hoping to spend a relaxing evening with his girlfriend Laura Childress, 23, by renting an action-comedy at the local video store. His plans were quickly put into jeopardy when Childress suggested they rent the insanely-awful Failure to Launch.
“My life flashed before my eyes when she said that,” Davis remarked. “My friend Mitch warned me about it. ‘Worse than Titanic and Beaches combined’ he told me.”
Ultimately, the two compromised and rented 1988’s Willow, a movie featuring a shirtless Val Kilmer for Childress and a midget who fights trolls for Davis.
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August 24th, 2006 at 1:20 am:
Are “Kyle” and “Laura” pseudonyms?
August 24th, 2006 at 4:32 pm:
Hey, you at least have a great future in journalism. I suggest you write up your resume while you watch.
I once walked into a theater excitedly expecting a wonderful Clint E pic. I knew I made a real bad mistake when the theater was full with ladies. Whoever would believe that Bridges over Madison County (Clint E) would be a chick flick.