Delusional Kids Still Believe in Braves, Tooth Fairy
by kev on February 25, 2007 

By Kevin J. Fakename
Reporter for The Fake News
Originally Reported 8/25/06

ATLANTA, GA - Tyler and Cody Chung (pictured) received failing grades during the recent “show and tell” in Mrs. Timberland’s fourth grade class, according to insiders who eat lunch with the brothers.
Both boys, age 10, presented photos taken during a recent Atlanta Braves game the pair […]

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Bowling
by kev on February 22, 2007 

If Bowling is a sport, why don’t bowlers use steroids?

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Short and Sweet
by kev on February 19, 2007 

I am the most directionally-challenged person in the world.
That is all.

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I Had a Dream
by kev on February 16, 2007 

I rarely have dreams when I sleep and when I do I rarely, rarely remember them. However, last night I had a dream and I actually remember it. Why does this concern you, my faithful Xanga readers? Because I can’t think of anything else to blog about. Begin dream sequence!
I’m shopping at a huge store […]

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Tiny Dancer
by theycallmetim on February 11, 2007 

If I had a size 25 shoe, would I be pigeon-holed into a job as a clown? That doesn’t seem fair. What if I wanted to be a dancer?

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