by kev on February 16, 2007
I rarely have dreams when I sleep and when I do I rarely, rarely remember them. However, last night I had a dream and I actually remember it. Why does this concern you, my faithful Xanga readers? Because I can’t think of anything else to blog about. Begin dream sequence!
I’m shopping at a huge store of some sort. I come across an aisle with assorted items and a huge framed poster of yours truly. That’s when I remember, “oh yeah…my college dorm used to be right here.” Apparently, the store had been built on top of my dorm and forgetful me had forgotten to pack up all my things before moving out. The store, naturally, kept my things and was now trying to sell them.
A cute-as-a-button employee walks by and I explain to her my situation. I tell her about how my dorm used to be here and how I had left that poster behind. I asked if it would be okay for me to take it back. She smiled, completely unaware we were in a dream and what I had just said made no sense, and said she was going to make sure it was okay with her manager. After she leaves, a blonde walks up to me, smiles, and says something to the effect of, “hey, that’s you in the poster!” Since it was a dream and my sarcastic powers evidently do not work in dreams, I respond not with a “no duh!” but a “yeah, my dorm used to be right here.” She smiles, nods, and mentions her dorm used to be a few aisles over.
End dream sequence!
The saddest part about the dream is I did not get any closure. What happened to the poster?
Originally posted on August 16, 2006 at my Xanga.


































