by kev on February 5, 2007
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Do you ever envy deaf people? I just got home from a two-hour bus ride filled with teenage girls “singing” every annoying radio song from the past five years. And when I say singing, I mean screaming. And by screaming, I mean they verbally assaulted my ear drums in a manner so horrific I actually [...]
by kev on February 5, 2007
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In the beginning, man would put bumblebees inside of seashells in order to shave. The results were about what one would expect from such an invention. Thankfully, in time, technology improved. Seashells begot boiling your face in hot water; hot water begot setting your facial hair on fire; and fire begot putting honey all over [...]
by theycallmetim on February 4, 2007
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If people were made out of gingerbread, would cannibalism be more socially acceptable?
by kev on February 4, 2007
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I propose a new “celeb reality” tv show. Anyone who has ever appeared on a reality television show or has played a hand in the creation of a reality television show will be placed on a deserted island. Then a nuclear bomb will be dropped on the island.
Possible names for the show are, “Exploding with [...]
by kev on February 1, 2007
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A precious family member, Teddy, disappeared at the end of last week. We have turned the house upside down searching for her…she was found inexplicably under her “kitchen” set, a fairly small unit in her room. I am amazed at this, because I actually moved that thing out of the way and back into [...]
