by kev on March 30, 2007
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LOS ANGELES, CA - After he had not been seen or heard from in ages, the last two members of the Fred Durst Fanclub have filed a missing persons report on the singer (pictured) of Limp Bizkit, a musical group that was inexplicably popular in the late 1990s and early 2000s.
Last seen in the awful […]
by kev on March 16, 2007
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If the odds of Carrot Top winning an Academy Award for acting are better than the odds of an apparent scam not being a scam, it’s a scam.
- The Carrot Top Rule (From my untitled, unwritten book, “How to Make Stupid Work for You”)
I had heard of Craigslist before, but until this week I had […]
by kev on March 12, 2007
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This is Barry Bonds’ head circa 1987. This is Barry Bonds’ head today.
Either the man took steroids, or he ate the basketball I lost in junior high.
by kev on March 6, 2007
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An avid reader of this blog recently left a comment with a link to an article. The article discusses Bank of America (my new bank) offering credit cards to illegal immigrants. Here’s an excerpt:
In recent years, banks across the country have begun offering checking accounts … to the nation’s fast-growing ranks of undocumented immigrants. But […]
by kev on March 5, 2007
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“Look at that guy.”
“Poor, pathetic, shell of a man.”
“Mommy, that man is holding a purse.”
These are phrases uttered at malls, grocery stores and Wal-Marts all over the nation. You’re just a guy minding his own business when your girlfriend, wife, female acquaintance or confused cousin Steve hands you a purse.
It’s not a pretty sight. […]
