by kev on April 23, 2007
A few months back, I wrote about the brain trust at my Verizon Visa account who maintained they could not lower the interest rate on my remaining balance because I had closed my account in 2004. They acted as though this was standard practice with all credit cards - as much as they’d love to lower my interest rate, their hands were tied. Riiight.
Flash forward a few months.
Counting the aforementioned card, I have three remaining credit card debts I am working double time to pay off. The first one, the Verizon Visa, has 31.25% interest. The second, also a Visa, has 20.5% interest. The third, a Discover Card, has 0% interest for the rest of 2007. It was used to transfer as much of the balance as I could from the ridiculous 31.25% interest Visa.
In March, I made what I thought was my last payment on the evil 31.25% interest Visa. I was giddy. However, at the beginning of April I received a billing statement from them saying I still owed $17. Apparently, before my last payment arrived to them, they were able to bleed a little more interest from me. I gave them a call, asked what I needed to pay and when I needed to pay it in order to completely pay off the balance, and then sent them one last payment that very day.
However, along with the $17 balance, there was one other thing on the billing statement that caught my eye. It was a bold message in capital letters that said:
CONGRATULATIONS! BASED ON YOUR RECENT PAYMENT HISTORY, WE ARE LOWERING YOUR INTEREST RATE. YOUR NEW RATE WILL BEGIN ON YOUR NEXT BILLING CYCLE.
First of all, how slow to react can a company be? My balance on this card was originally over $8k. It took them until my balance was down to $17 to think, “hey…this guy has almost paid off his balance…perhaps we should lower his interest rate to entice him to stick around as a customer?
Secondly, what happened to the “sorry…we wish we could lower your interest rate, but because you closed your account there is nothing we can do” nonsense??
I think (as I try to hold back the tears) the Verizon Visa people lied to me.
DEJA VU
My second Visa, the one with 20.5% interest, was also closed in 2004. As I write this, its remaining balance is $2,100 - down from its original balance of $14k.
While this Visa’s reaction time is considerably better than the Verizon’s, it loses bonus points for stupidity and cheapness. What am I talking about? In April’s billing statement for this Visa, it had its very own bold message in capital letters. What did it say? Glad you asked:
CONGRATULATIONS! WE ARE LOWERING YOUR INTEREST RATE TO 19.78%. THIS NEW RATE WILL BEGIN ON YOUR NEXT BILLING CYCLE.
Wow. You lowered my interest rate a whopping 0.72% after three years of faithful, prompt bill payments?
I think this is love.



































April 23rd, 2007 at 4:57 pm:
Sorry to steal your catch phrase, Kev, but I think this situation calls for it:
That’s a special kind of stupid.
I wonder if they <em>know</em> that they’re insulting their customers’ intelligence.