Clemens Signs with Yankees, Vows to let Money go to his Head
by kev on May 8, 2007 

NEW YORK, NY - In a move designed to bolster their depleted starting rotation and get them back into playoff contention, the New York Yankees have signed pitcher Roger Clemens to a prorated 1-year, $28 million contract. It is estimated Clemens will earn $18.5 million for four months of work, which breaks down to roughly […]

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God Answers Critics, Sentences Paris Hilton to Jail
by kev on May 7, 2007 

To once and for all prove His existence, God sends Paris Hilton to jail.

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Braves “Put Down” Pitcher, Tell Players He Went to Live on Farm
by kev on May 3, 2007 

In an act of mercy, the Atlanta Braves have put pitcher Mark Redman to sleep.

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