The coffee machine at my work’s kitchen is broken. I don’t want to say I am addicted to coffee, but I’m fairly certain that if I do not get some caffeine in my system soon I will be able to set things on fire with my eyes.
I'm a cypher, wrapped in an enigma, smothered in secret sauce. Also, my name is Kev and I own this here website.

;-) 9.11.07 at 7:42 pm:
Actually, setting things on fire with your eyes would be very cool. I think you should avoid the caffeine for just a little bit longer to see what happens.
;-) 9.11.07 at 8:02 pm:
Okay, but if I start a forest fire I’m going to tell them it’s your fault!