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Movie Idea #739: Rocky Balboa on a Plane
July 12, 2007

A few weekends ago, the family rented three movies. The two “guy” movies were Snakes on a Plane and Rocky Balboa. This led to the following conversation:

Me: If they combined these two movies, it would be called “Rocky Balboa on a Plane.”
Family Member #1: That doesn’t sound very entertaining.
Me: That’s where you’re wrong. Think about it. You’re on a plane. You’re minding your own business. And then Rocky Balboa sits down beside you.
Family Member #2: And?
Me: That’s it. It would be a short movie, but I predict box office gold.

Yes, I realize my sense of humor is unusual.

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