Two of Everything
by kev on July 12, 2007 

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Looking around my desk at work, it appears I have two of everything (two scissors, two staplers, two staple removers, two tape dispensers, etc.). When I moved to this office, the person who had it before me left all of her stuff behind. I didn’t know that when I moved in, so I brought all of my stuff from my old office with me.

Since I am full of riches, I think I will give some of my belongings to the less fortunate. And when I say “give” I mean “sell on Amazon.” And when I say “less fortunate” I mean anyone in the market for a beautiful, black stapler.