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Atlanta Braves + Charlie Sheen = Associated Content $
July 24, 2007

The Atlanta Braves Sign Charlie Sheen fake news article I wrote last year was accepted and published by Associated Content today. It is the 8th article of mine they have accepted since I joined earlier this month. Here is an excerpt:

Desperate for starting pitching after the loss of Mike Hampton and the ineffectiveness of Mark Redman, Kyle Davies and Lance Cormier, the Atlanta Braves have signed actor Charlie Sheen to a major league contract.

The star of Hot Shots! and Scary Movie 3, Sheen is no stranger to the game. As a boy, he played in Little League. As an adult, he participated in a Celebrity All-Star Game at Dodger Stadium in 1986. And in 1996, he took batting practice with the Seattle Mariners before a game. However, it was his work in three baseball-based films – Major League, Major League II, and Eight Men Out - that caught the eye of the Atlanta Braves.

Go here to read the rest of the article at Associated Content.



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