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by kev on July 25, 2007 

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I have never seen any of the Harry Potter movies or read any of the books. I have read The Three Musketeers and seen the 1994 Charlie Sheen, Chris O’Donnell and Kiefer Sutherland movie of the same name.

I have never been to New York, California or any country outside of the United States. I have been to Alabama. Twice.

I have never seen any of The Godfather movies, Casablanca, It’s a Wonderful Life or Citizen Kane. I have seen Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure, Jaws: The Revenge, Teen Wolf Too and Pauly Shore’s Son in Law.

I have never before drank champagne. I have drank Pepsi Vanilla.

An avid baseball fan, I have not been to a Major League Baseball game this decade. I have been to Alabama. Twice.

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1. grammar PO-lice
   
   July 25th, 2007 at 7:19 pm:

   This is pretty darn sad, Kev. BTW, it’s have DRUNK, not drank.

2. kev
   
   July 26th, 2007 at 11:35 am:

   I was wondering when the grammar police would show up. I was certain my “It Takes a Village” post a few days ago (one that included the phrase “most goodest”) would send you running with your red highlighter…

3. grammar PO-lice
   
   July 26th, 2007 at 2:13 pm:

   Ah, but you meant to make that mistake.

   The grammar police are all about crimes you didn’t intend to commit.

   We’re evil.

4. Steve
   
   July 26th, 2007 at 5:22 pm:

   I saw what the fuzz saw. I was just classy enough not to call him on it. Besides, I was unsure if this was a civil offense, for which a citizen’s arrest were called.

   (Notice my archaic, hyper-correct, but still altogether legal usage of the past subjunctive, as well as my extremely awkward avoidance of a sentence final preposition. Anything to keep the heat at bay.)

5. Josh H.
   
   July 26th, 2007 at 7:16 pm:

   I didn’t notice because I was so giddy that someone else I know has seen Teen Wolf Too.

   Not only that but it’s on my Netflix queue. Booyah!

6. Sheila D.
   
   July 28th, 2007 at 7:29 pm:

   I publicly accuse Kevin of being his own grammar policeman. It sounds just like him, especially the “we’re evil” comment.

7. kev
   
   August 1st, 2007 at 2:07 pm:

   No, I am not the grammar police. Fashion police, yes, but not the grammar police.

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