I'm a cypher, wrapped in an enigma, smothered in secret sauce. Also, my name is Kev and I own this here website.
I have never seen any of the Harry Potter movies or read any of the books. I have read The Three Musketeers and seen the 1994 Charlie Sheen, Chris O’Donnell and Kiefer Sutherland movie of the same name.
I have never been to New York, California or any country outside of the United States. I have been to Alabama. Twice.
I have never seen any of The Godfather movies, Casablanca, It’s a Wonderful Life or Citizen Kane. I have seen Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure, Jaws: The Revenge, Teen Wolf Too and Pauly Shore’s Son in Law.
I have never before drank champagne. I have drank Pepsi Vanilla.
An avid baseball fan, I have not been to a Major League Baseball game this decade. I have been to Alabama. Twice.
;-) 7.25.07 at 7:19 pm:
This is pretty darn sad, Kev. BTW, it’s have DRUNK, not drank.
;-) 7.26.07 at 11:35 am:
I was wondering when the grammar police would show up. I was certain my “It Takes a Village” post a few days ago (one that included the phrase “most goodest”) would send you running with your red highlighter…
;-) 7.26.07 at 2:13 pm:
Ah, but you meant to make that mistake.
The grammar police are all about crimes you didn’t intend to commit.
We’re evil.
;-) 7.26.07 at 5:22 pm:
I saw what the fuzz saw. I was just classy enough not to call him on it. Besides, I was unsure if this was a civil offense, for which a citizen’s arrest were called.
(Notice my archaic, hyper-correct, but still altogether legal usage of the past subjunctive, as well as my extremely awkward avoidance of a sentence final preposition. Anything to keep the heat at bay.)
;-) 7.26.07 at 7:16 pm:
I didn’t notice because I was so giddy that someone else I know has seen Teen Wolf Too.
Not only that but it’s on my Netflix queue. Booyah!
;-) 7.28.07 at 7:29 pm:
I publicly accuse Kevin of being his own grammar policeman. It sounds just like him, especially the “we’re evil” comment.
;-) 8.1.07 at 2:07 pm:
No, I am not the grammar police. Fashion police, yes, but not the grammar police.