by kev on July 12, 2007
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Looking around my desk at work, it appears I have two of everything (two scissors, two staplers, two staple removers, two tape dispensers, etc.). When I moved to this office, the person who had it before me left all of her stuff behind. I didn’t know that when I moved in, so I brought all […]
by kev on July 12, 2007
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A few weekends ago, the family rented three movies. The two “guy” movies were Snakes on a Plane and Rocky Balboa. This led to the following conversation:
Me: If they combined these two movies, it would be called “Rocky Balboa on a Plane.”
Family Member #1: That doesn’t sound very entertaining.
Me: That’s where you’re wrong. Think about […]
by kev on July 11, 2007
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This is not a work of my own creation, but it made me laugh nontheless:
Dear Mr. Prime,
We have received your accident-claim reports for the month of June—they total 27. I regret to inform you that GEICO will not be able to reimburse you for any of those repairs. I feel that I have […]
by kev on July 10, 2007
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The coffee machine at my work’s kitchen is broken. I don’t want to say I am addicted to coffee, but I’m fairly certain that if I do not get some caffeine in my system soon I will be able to set things on fire with my eyes.
by kev on July 9, 2007
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No buy.
What? You want a reason?
Fine.
IT COSTS $500!!
Unless it has a feature that detects buried treasure, Apple is going to have to come down about $450.99 for me and my frugal self to jump on board.
(In the off-chance it DOES have such a feature, I would like to buy Steve Jobs a Coke Zero)
