by kev on August 31, 2007
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Identical twins, born nearly two years apart, have finally been reunited.
by kev on August 29, 2007
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The following is a significant revision of the fake, Keanu-penned blog post I did last year titled, I am an Awful, Awful Actor. This new version was recently published at Associated Content. I will also present it here in all its glory.
Inarguably an awful actor, how Keanu Reeves continues to earn work in Hollywood is […]
by kev on August 27, 2007
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Sue came to me depressed. “Why does no one visit my blog,” she asked me.
“Well Sue,” I responded, trying to choose my words carefully. “No one visits your blog because they think you’re dumb. You misspelled ‘blog’ in your page’s title. Also, you misspelled your name.”
Sadly, Sue’s problem is all too common. In today’s fast-paced […]
by kev on August 21, 2007
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After the coffee machine in my place of employment’s kitchen broke for the fifth time in three weeks today, I came to the following conclusion: I am an unwilling participant in some sort of sadistic science experiment.
Coffee machines simply do not “break.” They’re like alarm clocks, blue jeans or tooth brushes in that regard - […]
by kev on August 21, 2007
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I find it amusing how words can take on a whole new meaning when used in a different context. A saying that is upbeat and cheery in most situations can be funny and juvenile in another. For example, before my work switched office buildings last year, we always had fliers with inspirational words on the […]
