I have seen the future and it is not pretty. Society is divided into two groups:
1. Those who wear Bluetooth headsets on their ears, and
2. Those who want to punch in the face those who wear them.
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;-) 9.10.07 at 5:11 pm:
Can you be both?
;-) 9.10.07 at 5:18 pm:
An excellent question. The child in me would like to think, “yes…those who wear them should want to punch themselves in the face.”
But something tells me these people will be too preoccupied talking loudly in public and dodging punches thrown from the public to do so!
;-) 9.10.07 at 6:25 pm:
Now you got me started. I HATE, HATE, HATE these people. It’s really unattractive and you just look stupid with a big plastic thing sticking out of your head. They’d look less dumb if they wore duct-taped glasses, braces, and snorkeling goggles. Yeah. A good punch would do it for me.
;-) 9.11.07 at 11:02 am:
What worries me is that people will eventually begin wearing one on both ears. You know it’ll happen…
;-) 9.11.07 at 2:38 pm:
It would be good for Americans to be dodging punches every time we were in public. Shadow boxing is a great cardio workout, and we’re not getting enough exercise these days.
;-) 9.11.07 at 5:22 pm:
The way I see it, if you’re going to pick a Will Smith character to emulate, don’t choose “I,Robot”..choose something like the “Independence Day” guy.
;-) 9.11.07 at 6:00 pm:
frogster: Good point. For the health and budget conscience, maybe a Bluetooth Headset will replace a gym membership?
Josh: Agreed. Even his character in Wild Wild West would be a better one to emulate…
;-) 9.11.07 at 7:43 pm:
“Even his character in Wild Wild West would be a better one to emulate…”
Now you’ve gone too far.