by kev on October 26, 2007
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The strike is over. After one week of living - if you can call it “living” - without French Vanilla Coffee Creamer in the break room at work, my employers have finally decided to cave in and replenish the cupboards. Oh, did I not mention I had gone on strike over this? My bad.
While cruel […]
by kev on October 22, 2007
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The weekend before last, I had to give a speech in front of an auditorium full of people. At the beginning of my speech, I was supposed to give the audience my name, my marital status, what church I attend, and other tidbits of information. Because I’m me, this is how I began my speech:
“Hello. […]
by kev on October 19, 2007
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Look, I’m not a high-maintenance person. Really, I’m not.
There are just certain…expectations I have in my day-to-day life. For example, if I’m at a restaurant, thirty minutes shouldn’t go by between the time I ask the waitress for my bill and her actually bringing it to me. That’s perfectly reasonable, right?
And if I’m at the […]
by kev on October 16, 2007
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My long weekend was amazing. I feel refreshed, rejuvenated, born again, alive and any other cool word you want to throw into the mix. However, I am a tad sleep deprived. My weekend required me to share a room with a few individuals who snore.
Loudly.
All night long.
Sometime around four o’clock in the morning Friday, after […]
by kev on October 11, 2007
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I will be out of town the next four days. Sadly, this means I will be unable to give all of you, my faithful readers/fans/stalkers, your daily dose dry, pointless wit.
Now, now, do not cry. I have devised a little something to (hopefully) keep you entertained while I am away.
There are a few writing techniques […]
