Seriously, Enough with the Ants Already
by kev on November 30, 2007 

How were all of your mornings? Good? That’s wonderful. How was my morning? Glad you asked.
My morning was spent fighting ants.
I am still, as I’m writing this, fighting ants. An ant just crawled across my keyboard. Another just crawled on my hand.
“Kevin, please tell us more about your interesting and exciting ant problem,” you ask?
I’ll […]

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Smokey-isms
by kev on November 28, 2007 

I have a list of “things.” Knowing useless pop culture trivia is one of my things. Being insanely bad with directions is one of my things. Being awesome is one of my things. The list goes on and on, and I think it’s about time I began documenting them.
One of the “things” I do that […]

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Meme a Little Meme with Me
by kev on November 26, 2007 

CC from The Life and Times of a Confused Twenty-Something tagged me over Thanksgiving for what could potentially be a very risque meme named Six Guilty Pleasures. Dedicated readers of SKOS (which should be all of you since my blog’s very addictive) will recognize CC as the inspiration behind my Dear Reader: A Three Hour […]

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I’d Like to Deposit This Check… and Get Your Number
by kev on November 21, 2007 

Banks are sneaky.
It’s become obvious to me that the management at my local bank reads my blog. Am I surprised? Well, no. My blog is awesome and incredibly funny - who wouldn’t want to read it? Still, I am a bit taken aback by the fact my bank is using information disclosed on my blog […]

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Nobody Puts Meme in a Corner *
by kev on November 19, 2007 

Over the weekend, Kathy from the very funny The Junk Drawer tagged me for a meme. What’s a meme? Beats me. I had to Google it. The trusted and always-accurate Wikipedia came through with a definition:
A meme comprises a theoretical unit of cultural information, the building block of cultural evolution or diffusion that propagates from […]

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