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A Tribute to Snorg T-Shirts
March 5, 2008
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I’m occasionally asked about the advertisements on my website. Why do I have them? Don’t they get in the way of the incredibly awesome content on my site? Doesn’t having advertisements make me a sellout? Well, yes, it does. But I have a good reason for selling out.

Every so often, an advertisement with one of those Snorg t-shirt girls will appear.

I know what you’re all thinking. You’re thinking that I like these advertisements because the girls in them are pretty.

Balderdash. Get your heads out of the gutter, people. That simply could not be further from the truth.

I like them because of the refreshingly funny slogans on the shirts. Their humor brightens my day with laughter, sunshine and puppy dogs falling from the sky.

There I will be, down in the dumps about something or another, and suddenly a smiling face will greet me via an advertisement on this website.

“Hello frowny face,” they seem to say to me. “Don’t you like my funny shirt?”

“I do like it,” I will think to myself. And suddenly, all is right in the world.

Snorg t-shirts are like tiny gold nuggets of comedy magic. I’m not sure of the precise numbers, but it’s my estimation that 100% of their slogans are lines from Will Ferrell movies. I like Will Ferrell, so this is a good thing.

Who can forget Ferrell’s “I’m kind of a big deal” line from his movie, Anchorman? Snorg’s tribute to that line is priceless. And who can forget the “I love lamp” line from the same movie? Classic. I don’t remember which Will Ferrell movie the line “I am McLovin” came from, but I’m sure it was hilarious. The t-shirt version of it certainly is.

With so much evil in the world, it’s nice to find something that is an absolute good. Snorg t-shirts should be treasured. They’re able to put a smile on even the most jaded of faces. I don’t think it’s an exaggeration for me to say they are the best thing on this or any other planet.

Plus, the girls in their ads are hot.

Humor-blogs wears size extra medium.

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