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;-) 5.6.08 at 8:12 pm:
I can’t tell who’s crazier! Did he really DRINK that perfume?
;-) 5.7.08 at 11:18 am:
I can’t decide if she sounds more ditzy, or haughty during this interview…
;-) 5.7.08 at 1:13 pm:
@Jenny: I have to imagine/hope that gag was planned and the bottle had water instead of perfume in it. Otherwise…we’re all fortunate to have not just witnessed Letterman’s death on YouTube.
@Angi: I can’t figure out why someone like her would ever show their face in public. Where’s the shame?
;-) 5.7.08 at 1:40 pm:
Re: Perfume – I’m sure the gag was planned….nobody could stomach that. Perfume tastes bad enough when you *accidentally* get it in your mouth.
Re: Paris – I’m ashamed to just watch her!
;-) 5.7.08 at 4:12 pm:
@Angi: I guess that’s one way men and women differ. Perfume might taste awful, but men’s cologne — Hugo Boss, specifically — is delicious.
Do you think she’ll still be famous in ten or twenty years? I’d like to think “no.”
;-) 5.7.08 at 4:28 pm:
I’d like to hope “no” … it’s a travesty of justice and all things sensible that she is famous now.
Hey Angi … ever tried Chanel Platinum Egoiste? Yummmmmmm … I have yet to chug it but I lick it off TG’s neck all the time.
Oops! Overshare! Sorry …
;-) 5.8.08 at 10:34 am:
I sure hope she’s not famous in 10 or 20 years. Although, judging by the way the celebrity-obsession is going these days (Is it just me or is it way worse than when we were kids? Or maybe we just didn’t pay attention…) I wouldn’t be surprised. By then she’ll probably have her own children…*gasp* Anyone else voting for mandatory sterilization of stupid people?
;-) 5.9.08 at 8:45 pm:
At one point (not when she stuck out her lip) she looked as though she was on the verge of tears. Fake or real? Anyway, I started to feel sorry for her but then I thought about the whole prison fiasco and wanted to hug Letterman for humiliating her. She needs regular doses of humiliation.