FYI: These aren’t funny, which is why I didn’t include them in the blog, but I DO know of some good, legitimate reasons being single is a good thing. Getting closer to God is a great one. Knowing you’re not quite ready is a good (and wise) one. Wanting to concentrate on yourself is a good one.

But again, those aren’t funny.

well, there’s a few other reasons i’d like to include…

1. You’d have to take his opinion into account when you’re making dinner.
This might not seem like a deal-breaker, but there’s a reason it’s my number one. Think about it. You’ve worked all day, dreaming of coming home and making some nice chicken with mushrooms and white wine, maybe a little rice on the side, some green beans, and then hubby walks through the door, wanting homemade pasta, or some Dominos pizza, or even going out to Chili’s. Let’s be honest, If your wife/husband can’t read your mind about meals, then that’s a marriage headed for the rocks.

2. Books
Not too many people these days are willing to be in a threesome with a girl and her reading habit. I foresee this causing difficulties in a long-term relationship for me.

3. Long hair on guys
I’d cut it at night with scissors. Maybe even before we married, I’d sneak into his house and commit a B&E just to correct a serious flaw in his judgment. And then we couldn’t marry because I would be in jail getting into a relationship with a woman named Butch who could probably whoop his butt.

and those are just a few…. you may be right. single might be the new black for me.

1. The single person always gets to crash on everyone else’s couch for free. Couples don’t do couches well and neither do entire families with children. But the sibling/child/friend/cousin? I never drop a cent on hotel rooms and it’s great.

2. The single person in the family is also the first person who comes to mind for hand-me-down furniture, dishes, you name it. Since s/he “isn’t settled yet” s/he doesn’t need nice, new stuff, hand-me-downs are perfect.

3. Single people can keep their own schedules. Want to run errands after work and then grab a heart attack in a bag? No problem! No one is wondering where you are. Want to stay up until 3 am reading or watching movies? Fine!

4. Eating food right out of the container. Not that I would ever do that, but if I wanted to, I certainly could.

Single people can decorate however they want. If I want to put a giant, fabric covered, hot pink and purple, butterfly shaped mural over my lime green couch, with neon blue lamps at either end, I can. If I want to paint every wall in my house baby blue with sponge-painted hearts, and hang Anne Geddes photography everywhere, and have 16 lacy throw pillows and a stuffed unicorn on my bed, I can.

Or, if I want to paint my whole house black and write “REDRUM” in drippy red paint everywhere, I can do that too.

Not that I would do any of that…

@gianna: 1) Hmmmm. I wasn’t aware reading minds when it pertained to dinner was so vital to a marriage. I might be in trouble. 2) Call me old fashioned, but I think a threesome with a girl and her reading habit is okay. That’s assuming, of course, the girl is okay with having a foursome with me, baseball and my DVDs. 3) Whether or not that is crazy depends on your definition of “long hair,” I think.

@Erin: 1) That’s very true. Excellent point. The single guy or gal is able to save money on hotels. 2) Another good point. The single guy or gal is always getting free stuff. Hey, maybe we can combine these two points into, “single people can live more frugal!” 3) Ooooh, good point. Single people don’t have to call anyone if they are running five minutes late. 4) Actually, I plan on doing that even when I’m married. At least when it comes to Peanut Butter, anyway…

@Angi: Hmmmm. The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

Okay, since you said it first, I’ll say it too–I have actually eaten out of the peanut butter jar at 3 am and I liked it. Usually, I get a clean spoon for each dip but not that time. And I’ve double-dipped for olives, too.

Being single is awesome. I say that because I’m single. LOL

This is random but as I write this, there is an ad in your sidebar that reads, and I am SO not kidding:

“Nothing is more beautiful and satisfying than an honest and mutual understanding.” And in the upper left corner of the ad is “Seeking Sugar Daddy!”

That’s awesome.

All I know is, someday you’re gonna meet her when you least expect it and when you do, YOU’LL be the one with the Jimmy Legs. Next will come the smitten kitten phase, followed by a necessary time of breathless extreme twitterpation, and then you’ll buy a piece of important jewelry, drop to one knee and beseech her to be your wife, get hitched, be pelted with copious amounts of birdseed by well-meaning friends and relatives, enjoy a romantic honeymoon, and end (or begin, as it were) by becoming decidedly and shamelessly uxorious for the rest of your days.

And it’ll be all gravy, baby.

Married men live longer than single men though, my friend. Documented. Of course, some wish for a shorter life … but that won’t be you.

Two words: Guilt-free flirting. (Okay, sorta three, but it IS hyphenated).

Being single is awesome and I personally don’t see the joy of kids, spouses, and white picket fences. I like being independent yay me!

I agree with JennyPenny.

NewsRadio is best when shared. Plus later the two of you can quote scenes together. “Yes Matthew, in the event that a wizard casts a spell over the building…”

I agree because I don’t my husband is going to live longer then the age of 30. Well I guess because I drive him crazy all the time, and want him to be tidy and clean.

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What if she sleepjumps onto her desk in an effort to escape a dream tarantula? We should probably never get married.

Awesome thing about being single: you never have to worry about someone else eating/drinking the last [insert food/drink item here]. Also, TOTAL control of the remote.

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@Erin: You’ve actually done that? Gross! I was so joking about having done it. You’re just…sick.

(Okay, I’m teasing. I totally eat out of the peanut butter jar without swapping spoons.)

@Corrina: That is one of the weirdest ads my site’s ever had! Haha.

@Jenny: Wow. What can I say, but thanks. Thank you for the kind words!

I’m not sure I agree with your “uxorious” statement, though. That doesn’t sound like me.

@Sam: I’m not much of a flirt, but that is an EXCELLENT pro.

@haha: You don’t see the joy in white-picket fenses?? But…they’re so white! And picket-ey!

@Josh: Thank you, my friend. Gosh, I haven’t seen NewsRadio in a couple months. Must watch it again!

@Sarah: Gosh, how dirty is your husband that nagging him to be clean will kill him? Is he like…goes three straight days without showering dirty? Or doesn’t change the bedsheets every few weeks dirty?

@Allison: Well, if your stories of sleep walking are indeed true, you’re probably right — a marriage might not work out. Haha.

I agree with you on the not having to worry about someone else eating or drinking your food. But the remote? Perhaps I am naive, but I’ll be having total control of the remote even in marriage!!