I'm a cypher, wrapped in an enigma, smothered in secret sauce. Also, my name is Kev and I own this here website.
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;-) 10.5.08 at 8:27 pm:
I love how Jeter is laughing and Mr. Met is crying…
;-) 10.5.08 at 11:00 pm:
@Angi: You see, Jeter is still in denial about not being in the playoffs this year. Mr. Met has accepted his team’s suckiness. Give Jeter time. He’ll cry soon.
;-) 10.5.08 at 11:41 pm:
I hope I’m there to see it when it happens. That’ll be an event I have been waiting for for years. Literally.
;-) 10.5.08 at 11:56 pm:
@Angi: If it helps tide you over, $-Rod has been crying for a while now.
;-) 10.6.08 at 1:57 am:
How can anyone be anti-religion? Doesn’t the world need God now, more than ever? But maybe if I was so white I hurt people’s eyes and hideously unattractive, I’d be mad at Him too. But probably not. Since He’s my homeboy.
Corrina’s last blog post: Brain Leakage Part Deux
;-) 10.6.08 at 1:07 pm:
I’m excited to see Maher’s reaction when he reads Satan’s friendly little quote.
Erin’s last blog post: Oops
;-) 10.6.08 at 3:41 pm:
But Derek Jeter is a hottie….right? So that makes it all ok…right?
;-) 10.6.08 at 5:05 pm:
@Corrina: Hey, I’m with you. Beats the heck out of me! I can say with complete confidence I will never watch that documentary of his that’s currently in theaters. It would hurt my head to look at his face for 101 minutes!
@Erin: Me too! You have NO idea how hard it was to get Lucifer (aka Satan) to give me quote I could actually print. By the way, he hates it when you call him Lucy.
@Harley: Um…you’ll have to ask one of my female readers. Female readers, what say you?
;-) 10.6.08 at 5:32 pm:
No, say I.
No, he is not a “hottie”, and even if he were, it would not make it all okay.
;-) 10.7.08 at 12:58 pm:
I don’t know who Derek Jeter is (besides a baseball player) but based on his cover photo, no, he is not attractive. He has all his teeth, (indicating he brushes regularly), he’s well groomed. In short, he’s not Spike or Denis.
;-) 10.7.08 at 4:51 pm:
@Angi a.k.a. Jeter/A-Rod Hater: That is a long name. How long does it take you to sign a check?
@Erin: Well, in all fairness to the overrated Derek Jeter, can ANY guy compare to Spike and Denis? I mean, seriously…
;-) 10.7.08 at 8:10 pm:
@kev: “Can ANY guy compare to Spike and Denis?”
Is this a contest? I would like to submit Keanu Reeves as one who “compares to Spike and Denis.” If that submission is not allowed for some reason then I default to Kevin Costner.
;-) 10.8.08 at 12:16 am:
Josh…..Oooooooooohhhhhh them’s fightin’ words…..do you not know upon which blog you defame Kevin Costner’s good name!? I assume Kevin knows where you live…I hope you lock your doors at night.