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Rainy Days and Rambling Ways
December 10, 2008
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I can’t remember the last time it rained this hard. Seriously, it’s raining cats and dogs outside right now. Some guy named Noah just stuck his head in my office and asked if I’d seen two duckbill platypuses wandering around. It’s madness.

Okay, so I wrote another blog post earlier today. It was all serious and introspective and boring. I’m not sure why I bothered posting it. I think the rain messed with my head. There’s something about heavy rain that makes you want to put on some Counting Crows music, sip a cup of coffee and write tedious, boring blog posts.

Now that I got it out of my system, I can talk about what REALLY is on all of your minds: What I am doing for the holidays this year.

“Wow, that is EXACTLY what we were wondering, Kev.”

Yes, yes I know. I’m psychic.

For the holidays, I will be doing what I like to call jack squat. I will be taking a 16-day vacation beginning December 20. Where am I going? Why, it’s a little place I like to call nowhere. I’ll be staying at home. I’ll be catching up on sleep. I’ll be spending time with the family. I’ll be drinking my weight in Coke Zero.

In short, I’ll be having the best vacation ever.

“But Kev, what will we do without your blog posts for 16 whole days?!”

Hush your whining, you. Or else you’ll get the back of my hand.

I’ll have my laptop with me. I will continue to blog. I’ll do an issue or two of DUH! Magazine during that time. I’ll probably ramble about the horrors of Christmas shopping (two weeks to go and I’ve bought ONE measly gift). I’ll probably have at least one story of some girl I bump into while Christmas shopping who, based on nothing substantial, I immediately peg as a gold digger or psychopath. And, heck, it wouldn’t be Christmas if I didn’t go on a controversial tirade after becoming offended by an e-mailer telling me I’m too “nice.”

So, never fear, dear readers. SKOS will continue to do its part to ensure the holidays are the best time of the year.

What do all of YOU have planned for the holidays this year? Anyone going out of town? Anyone doing anything special? As always, leave a comment or two or ten.

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