Through theĀ halls of the building where I work, I have heard a new female voice the past few weeks. Young or old? Attractive or no? I had yet to bump into this new co-worker, so I knew nothing of her.
Until today, that is.
While on my second trip to the kitchen for a coffee refill (don’t judge, people), I bumped into the person behind the voice I’ve been hearing.
She’s young. And she’s fairly attractive.
She said hello and then brushed the hair out of her eyes. Since I’m perceptive, I realized what she was REALLY doing:
She was giving me a clear view of her ring finger. She wanted me to know her marital status.
Of course, I didn’t see whether or not she was wearing a ring.
Hey, cut me some slack. I’m perceptive, but I’m not THAT perceptive.
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;-) 12.28.09 at 6:00 pm:
Lol…it’s entirely possible that is exactly what she was doing. Is there a chapter in your new book called “How to Pay Attention to Subtle Signs?”
;-) 12.31.09 at 1:28 pm:
Ah ha ha! That sounds like kind of a snotty thing for her to do the first time she meets a guy. As if the only logical conclusion for her to draw is that every man is obviously after her to the point that she has to wave her ring finger around. I hate to judge though, since I know nothing of her. Maybe she just got engaged and is still obsessed with her new ring. OR! She never does that but she saw you and wanted to make SURE you knew she was single. Too bad you didn’t notice.