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Please allow me to give you a clear view of my ring finger
December 28, 2009

Through the  halls of the building where I work, I have heard a new female voice the past few weeks. Young or old? Attractive or no? I had yet to bump into this new co-worker, so I knew nothing of her.

Until today, that is.

While on my second trip to the kitchen for a coffee refill (don’t judge, people), I bumped into the person behind the voice I’ve been hearing.

She’s young. And she’s fairly attractive.

She said hello and then brushed the hair out of her eyes. Since I’m perceptive, I realized what she was REALLY doing:

She was giving me a clear view of her ring finger. She wanted me to know her marital status.

Of course, I didn’t see whether or not she was wearing a ring.

Hey, cut me some slack. I’m perceptive, but I’m not THAT perceptive.

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