My apologies for not writing in a few days. Whereas usually my tardiness can be attributed to a lack of inspiration, this time it can be attributed to a lack of time. You see, I…

(Kevin’s rant about his job and how his employer had him spend last week out of the office training has been removed on the account it was so very boring. Seriously, picture something boring. Now picture Al Gore painting a word picture that explains that boring thing you imagined. Now picture Harrison Ford doing an interview on Dave Letterman explaining the boring thing that Al Gore explained in his boring word picture. That’s how boring Kevin’s rant was.)

Wow, I’m so glad to get that off my chest. You have no idea.

Another reason I’ve had little time to blog lately is I’m trying to watch every episode of the television show LOST before its season premiere on February 2. Crazy? Anyone who has gotten into the show would know I’m not crazy. It’s the most addictive show in history. It, in a word, rocks.

(Kevin’s rant about how great of a show LOST is has been removed on the grounds it is unfair to his non-LOST-watching audience. Plus, he doesn’t want anyone thinking he is a sci-fi nerd or something. Because he’s not. He’s cool. No, he’s not overcompensating. YOU are overcompensating. Shut up!)

On top of my DVD-viewing habits, I’ve also been reading a lot. The tentative goal I set for myself on New Year’s was to read one good book a month. Well, I finished my first book on January 11, so I’ve begun my second and hope to finish it before January ends, too. Does anyone out there care to read my reviews of the books I’m reading? The reviews likely would be serious rather funny, but what can I say…I’m versatile.

I just remembered that I promised my followers on Twitter a week ago that I would blog about my nephews. I still need to do that. (Note to self: Sometime this week when you’re not working, watching LOST, reading a book or being awesome, write a blog about your nephews.)

I also just remembered, while remembering the thing about nephews, that I wanted to blog about my new office. Yep, I have a new office with a shiny new monitor and a new giant, leather chair. And if that wasn’t cool enough, it turns out that my OLD office has a rat problem. I should probably blog about that story sometime, too.

People like stories about rats, right?