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Fighting the rage against the socialist machine
March 22, 2010

As much as I would like to write a long rant about my disdain for the passing of Obamacare, I just don’t feel like it. Life is too good to let myself get bogged down by the utter stupidity of our elected officials.

So, instead of a rant, I want to write about good things today. Positive things. Things that distract me from the fact our country is going to hell in a socialist hand basket.

For example, my friend got married on Saturday. She’s currently enjoying her honeymoon in Hawaii. This is a friend I think the world of, who I know used to have the world’s worst boyfriend before she met her the man who is now her husband. This is reason to smile and be happy.

I have another friend who turns 27 years old today! Granted, it’s entirely possible the birthday card I mailed her will never see the light day due to incompetent mailmen, me having written down her address wrong, interference from Obama (the man is an evil multitasker) or some combination of all three, but thankfully I have this blog as a backup to send her “hope you have a wonderful birthday!” wishes.

Puppies and kittens are just as adorable today as they were on Saturday. That’s something to feel good about, right?

Pants that are too loose in the waist to wear anymore.

Opening day for the Atlanta Braves is two weeks away. If THAT isn’t enough to make me forget the awfulness that is Nancy Pelosi I don’t know what will!

I am having a particularly awesome hair day today. Awesome hair days rock.

I just had a ten minute conversation with my boss, who turns out is just as stupefied by Obamacare. Beyond the obvious comradery that was built, I believe I can use this to my advantage during my next performance review.

Modest, pretty girls who wear modest, pretty things.

Almonds.

Those are just a few of the things that have helped me forget the ridiculous, immoral, incompetence going on in Washington.

At least for today.

My rage will return tomorrow, I’m sure of it.

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