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Every time you exercise, a little part of you dies
April 5, 2010
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I’m no doctor, but I believe I have figured out the secret to weight loss and fitness.

Every time you exercise, a little part of you dies and goes to Heaven. The more you exercise, the more of you that dies. And the more parts of you that die and go to Heaven, the less there is left of you here on Earth!

“But Kevin,” you’re probably saying. “What about that whole ‘burning more calories than you consume’ thing?”

That’s just an urban legend. It’s a myth. Only children believe in such nonsense. You’re not a child. Are you?

No, losing weight is all about killing yourself, one little part at a time. It’s science.

As always, you’re welcome, people.



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