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Stetson Cologne: Repelling women (and wild animals) since 1981
June 15, 2010
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"Is that Calvin Klein cologne I smell?"

Bioligists, hoping to track and research jaguars in the Guatemalan jungle, are using Calvin Klein cologne to lure the ferocious animals.

Wonderful.

So you’re telling me that not only do I have to worry about being mauled by “cougars” (Definition: Older women looking for younger men) while wearing my Calvin Klein cologne at the grocery store, I have to also worry about being mauled by actual jaguars?

I’m going to have to switch to Stetson cologne.

That stuff repels anything.



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