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The scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broiled meat
June 28, 2010
Quick Hits
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"Come give The King a kiss."

Wait a second. Burger King sells a men’s body spray and has been doing so for a year and a half?

How am I just now hearing about this?!

Why didn’t any of you give me a head’s up? You know I’m single. If I had found out about “Flame by BK” eighteen months ago that surely would not still be the case. I would have had women BEGGING me for dates!

Sigh.

You people perplex me sometimes. Just please promise me that as soon as Taco Bell, Pizza Hut or Paris Hilton come out with men’s fragrance, you’ll let me know ASAP.

Okay?

Please?

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