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“Safe for Work” just doesn’t mean what it used to
July 20, 2010
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According to Yahoo, Playboy has launched a new, non-nude, “safe for work” website. Given as examples of the site’s work-friendly content were articles entitled “How to Get Laid at Work” and “How to Hang Out with Porn Chicks.”

Riiiight.

So, let me get this straight:

“JOHNSON!,” your boss shouts. “Are you looking at Playboy on your company computer?!?”

“No boss,” you say. “This is Playboy’s new, non-nude, ‘safe for work’ website.”

“HAHAHAHA,” your boss laughs. “My mistake, Johnson. So, you weren’t looking at pornography on your company computer. You were just looking at questionable material on your company computer when you were supposed to be working.”

“You got it, boss.”

“You’re fired, Johnson.”

[And Scene]

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