The biggest tombstone in history

“Here lies the body of Kevin. He drove himself insane checking mortgage rates every 10 seconds. He had until November 24 to lock in his rate, so he waited – waited for the 3.5% he had been quoted during the pre-approval process to return. He passed on 3.625%. He passed on 3.875%. He passed on 4%. Then, when the rate went back to 3.875%, he again passed. As the rate began to go higher again, he snapped and ran into oncoming traffic while shouting ‘three and a half percent!’ He is survived by his hopes and dreams and a very reasonable mortgage.”

About Kevin

Who am I? I am a cipher, wrapped in an enigma, smothered in secret sauce. Also, my name is Kevin and I own this here website.

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