My Immune System is Wicked Awesome

May 13, 2008 

Whenever I am sick, I decide to stop being sick and be awesome instead. True story.

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I Have Bird Flu

May 12, 2008 

This just in: I’m dying. I’ve got the bird flu. Or food poisoning. Or smallpox. Or something.

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Everyone Leave A-Rod Alone! You’re Making Him Cry

May 7, 2008 

Alex Rodriguez fainted during the birth of his first born. Newspapers are calling him a wimp. I call him a hero.

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Oldie but Goodie: Letterman Interviews Paris Hilton

May 5, 2008 

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Wait, the $360 Billion Check Guy Has a Girlfriend?!

May 5, 2008 

What kind of a moron tries to cash a $360 billion check? Better question, why does this moron have a girlfriend and I do not?

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