March 2, 2008
Who would drive to Kentucky just for the chicken? Um, Tim would.
December 21, 2007
The key to a successful eBay auction: Make yours stand out. How? Be truthful. Brutally truthful.
December 13, 2007
Whatever you do, do not go into the women’s restroom. Please. I’m begging you.
February 11, 2007
If I had a size 25 shoe, would I be pigeon-holed into a job as a clown? That doesn’t seem fair. What if I wanted to be a dancer?
February 10, 2007
If you ask a little boy what he wants to be when he grows up, he will more than likely give you the cliché answer of a fireman, a policeman, a cowboy, or an astronaut. When I was a child, I had ambition and did not want to limit myself. So I decided I wanted […]

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