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“Best/Worst.” It takes a very special post to be placed in the Best/Worst category of SKOS. By that I mean it must be at least 50 words in length and contain at least one reference to something.
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October 31, 2011Every Halloween, normal women all over the country dress like nurses, French maids and pirate wenches. The SKOS Institute investigates the phenomenon.
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March 29, 2011In an effort to calm citizens who have noticed similarities between the country’s recent military assault on Libya and Bush’s assault on Iraq, President Obama assures Americans that he is still liberal and still black.
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March 15, 2011I have come up with a fool-proof plan for ending this whole “being single thing” I’ve got going on.
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February 14, 2011In a story that almost slipped through the cracks due to the fact everyone in the media was blissfully distracted, a Georgia man has made a remarkable discovery: He is the last remaining “single” person on the planet.
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August 11, 2010The New York Mets have traded disgruntled outfielder Jeff Francoeur to the adult softball team at First Presbyterian Church in Omaha, Nebraska.
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August 2, 2010Bob Human, who is most definitely not a bear in disguise, thinks we all should cover ourselves in honey when we go camping in the woods.
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July 16, 2010Finally, a phone made for the way we live. A phone that gives us exactly what we want, and nothing else. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the iSKOS 47 Series Frankenstein Phone.
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April 30, 2010The little boy with the giant head has vowed to never again try to ride on the backs of tiny animals. But then he meets Einstein’s family. Comedy ensues.
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April 13, 2010I’m no expert, but I can spot asinine advice when I hear it. And in the relatively short history of my ridiculously awesome life, “don’t spank your child…give them a time out” ranks right up there with “let’s just talk to the terrorists” and “you’ve got to see this Keanu Reeves movie” as the most asinine advice I’ve ever heard.
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March 19, 2010A California town’s decision to begin charging for 911 calls has Kev thinking about the potential consequences of Obamacare’s “coverage for everyone!”
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February 26, 2010According to a new federal report, the number of illegal immigrants in Georgia more than doubled from January 2000 to January 2009. Naturally, Kev suspects this means one of his co-workers is an illegal alien.
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October 14, 2009Since it’s now more common for a child to misbehave than behave while out in public, Kev’s decided to satirize the reason why.
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October 9, 2009Though any sane person would say he didn’t deserve it, Obama has won the Nobel Peace Prize. How? Because, clearly, the Nobel committee aren’t racists.
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