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“The Blog.” Musings and meandering thoughts on whatever strikes me as amusing or interesting at a particular moment. There is no rhyme or reason to the posts you will find here. Trust me.
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February 20, 2008A reader comes to SKOS for help casting a magic spell. Obviously, he came to the right place.
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February 18, 2008When Kevin moved into his grandparents’ home, he thought he was getting a good deal. What he got was a living entity.
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February 14, 2008Want to have a stress free Valentine’s Day? It can be done, if you follow The Thirty Day Rule. Read on. You’ll thank me later.
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February 13, 2008Exactly two years ago, at my old blog, I wrote a short, Valentine’s Day post that turned out to be extremely controversial. One person even booed me. I’d be lying if I said it didn’t hurt. I’d also be lying if I said I didn’t cry myself to sleep the following few weeks. Awesome people [...]
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February 12, 2008Occasionally, almost always by someone I know in real life, I am asked for the meaning behind the name, “Special Kind of Stupid.” To those who know me in real life, my “it came about because of Denis, my roommate in college,” response is greeted with a yawn, roll of the eyes or an “I [...]
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February 7, 2008In college, I would often sit down in front of my television with a bowl of generic Ramen noodles or a ham sandwich and watch gourmet meals being prepared on the Food Channel. Why would I do this? Well, probably for the same reason a short person watches basketball or Bill Clinton watches The Bachelor.
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February 6, 2008In an effort to clean the albatross that is my bedroom, this past weekend I went through some of the items in my closet. In the process, I found many of the shoes from my youth. There were my snake skin cowboy boots, an item of fashion awesomeness that has yet to be matched. There [...]
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February 5, 2008Even though I have an office job, “meetings” do not dominate my schedule the way they probably do most office workers. In my two plus years in this work environment, I say I’ve had to endure being trapped in a meeting maybe only one hour a week on average.
However, for the past two weeks I [...]5 -
January 24, 2008My affection for coffee has been discussed ad nauseum here on my blog. A quick search of the word “coffee” brings back 16 different blog posts. As a result, my #1 Dad coffee mug has received almost cult-like status. You crazy kids and your cults…
A few moments ago, while sipping some French Vanilla coffee goodness [...]8 -
January 22, 2008Probably because it sounds so much like “recess,” the word “recession” doesn’t scare me. Whenever I hear someone say the word I begin daydreaming about being a kid again, climbing monkey bars on a playground and “accidentally” knocking the other kids down. Good times, good times.
Of course, a few seconds – okay, minutes – later [...]4 -
January 18, 2008You know it’s been a long time since you’ve updated your blog when you have regular readers – some who are notorious for not updating their own blogs – leave you comments calling you out. It’s like having Keith Richards comment on your drug habit, Billy Joel comment on your bad driving, or Rosie O’Donnell [...]
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January 1, 2008Dear Future Me,
I am writing this on the heels of my/your 30th birthday. Admitting this age feels very odd and surreal. In my head, I’m still 18. The expression I’ve just now coined, “time really flies when you are incredibly awesome” is all too true.
To freshen your memory, the purpose of this letter is simple: [...]5 -
December 20, 2007“He’s trying to destroy my son. ALL of you are!” – parent of one of my former students
I am not yet married. I have no children. For many, these facts render my point of view regarding anything to do with parenthood irrelevant and totally useless. That might be true. Of course, I think these facts [...]12 -
December 18, 2007There’s an awful rumor making the rounds lately that needs to be taken behind a shed and whipped with a stick.
I am not turning 30. It is scientifically impossible. Any claim to the contrary is a slap in the face to science and all things truly awesome.
Facts are facts: I am too youthful to be [...]9
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