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“The Blog.” Musings and meandering thoughts on whatever strikes me as amusing or interesting at a particular moment. There is no rhyme or reason to the posts you will find here. Trust me.
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November 2, 2007After finally recuperating from the sugar fest known as Halloween, I have the energy to replay the events from that day in my head. This Halloween was just like any other until I bumped into a young couple wearing Amish costumes. Or at least I thought they were Amish costumes…
“What original costumes,” I thought to [...]8 -
October 26, 2007The strike is over. After one week of living – if you can call it “living” – without French Vanilla Coffee Creamer in the break room at work, my employers have finally decided to cave in and replenish the cupboards. Oh, did I not mention I had gone on strike over this? My bad.
While cruel [...]6 -
October 22, 2007The weekend before last, I had to give a speech in front of an auditorium full of people. At the beginning of my speech, I was supposed to give the audience my name, my marital status, what church I attend, and other tidbits of information. Because I’m me, this is how I began my speech:
“Hello. [...]12 -
October 19, 2007Look, I’m not a high-maintenance person. Really, I’m not.
There are just certain…expectations I have in my day-to-day life. For example, if I’m at a restaurant, thirty minutes shouldn’t go by between the time I ask the waitress for my bill and her actually bringing it to me. That’s perfectly reasonable, right?
And if I’m at the [...]11 -
October 16, 2007My long weekend was amazing. I feel refreshed, rejuvenated, born again, alive and any other cool word you want to throw into the mix. However, I am a tad sleep deprived. My weekend required me to share a room with a few individuals who snore.
Loudly.
All night long.
Sometime around four o’clock in the morning Friday, after [...]13 -
October 11, 2007I will be out of town the next four days. Sadly, this means I will be unable to give all of you, my faithful readers/fans/stalkers, your daily dose dry, pointless wit.
Now, now, do not cry. I have devised a little something to (hopefully) keep you entertained while I am away.
There are a few writing techniques [...]10 -
October 10, 2007I have ants in my car.
How the ants got inside my car is a mystery. I do not have food in my car. There are no empty bottles or cans. With the exception of some books, a couple envelopes and lots of dust, the inside of my car is clean.
In short, there is simply [...]5 -
October 9, 2007I have a love/appreciate/hate relationship with the school I went to for my undergrad degree. I loved the reasonably-low in-state tuition. I appreciated the underrated, quality education it gave me. I hated the head-scratching, brain-cell killing, sometimes moronic administration and staff.
Cue the back story:
1. This school once told me I had lost an academic scholarship [...]8 -
October 8, 2007Like everyone else in the world who was blessed with the power of awesomeness by God, I possess several unique gifts.
I have the gift – some would call it a curse – of being a reservoir of pop culture and sports knowledge.
I am wise with money.
I can chop onions, more times than not, without cutting [...]13 -
October 5, 2007In my adult life, I have gone entire calendar years without having a single cup of coffee.
I didn’t dislike coffee. I liked it okay, I suppose. I just never understood the huge appeal (much less why so many people were flat-out addicted to it).
That was until two years ago.
Two years ago, I began working at [...]12 -
October 4, 2007As many of you know, web design is a hobby of mine.
As such, you might be wondering why I chose to take an already existing Wordpress template and turn it upside down on its head rather that just create one of my own from scratch? Well, one, I’m lazy. Two, it gave me the opportunity [...]7 -
October 1, 2007Time is what turns kittens into cats.
A polite “nod in your general direction” to the first person to correctly site cite the source.7 -
September 28, 2007It’s time for a rant…
Call it an unfair generalization if you must, but everyone else in the world stinks at parking.
Seriously, folks. How difficult is it to place your vehicle squarely between two lines? On the list of “things that are hard to do,” parking your vehicle ranks somewhere between “not stabbing yourself when spreading [...]13 -
September 27, 2007On the lazy scale, there’s people who ask other people to get them things instead of getting up and getting the things themselves, there’s people who go to the gym for the sole purpose of sitting in the steam room, there’s me in high school during summer break, and there’s these people.
I realize that some [...]7
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