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“The Blog.” Musings and meandering thoughts on whatever strikes me as amusing or interesting at a particular moment. There is no rhyme or reason to the posts you will find here. Trust me.
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February 4, 2007
If people were made out of gingerbread, would cannibalism be more socially acceptable?
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February 4, 2007
I propose a new “celeb reality” tv show. Anyone who has ever appeared on a reality television show or has played a hand in the creation of a reality television show will be placed on a deserted island. Then a nuclear bomb will be dropped on the island.
Possible names for the show are, “Exploding with [...]0 -
February 1, 2007
A precious family member, Teddy, disappeared at the end of last week. We have turned the house upside down searching for her…she was found inexplicably under her “kitchen” set, a fairly small unit in her room. I am amazed at this, because I actually moved that thing out of the way and back into [...]
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January 23, 2007
When at a singles gathering, it is very important to keep track of the fake names, professions, general details, etc. you give to the people you meet. You don’t want to call yourself “Brad” around a girl you’d met earlier and who thought your name was “Jake.” You’ve got to have a system in place.
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January 23, 2007
ANYTOWN, GA – Local man Kyle Davis can breath easy after narrowly avoiding a “chick flick” his girlfriend wanted the two of them to watch this past weekend.
Davis, 28, was hoping to spend a relaxing evening with his girlfriend Laura Childress, 23, by renting an action-comedy at the local video store. His plans were quickly [...]2 -
January 18, 2007
The Olive Garden is to Italian Food as 10 Things I Hate About You is to William Shakespeare. – Me
I do not remember the above being on my SAT (possibly because I took the SAT before the movie was released), but if it had been on it I’m certain I would have gotten it right.
My [...]4 -
January 16, 2007
If science worked as quickly and efficiently as the DMV, the Hair Club for Men president would still be bald. Also, he’d probably be dead from a head cold.
- Me, silently to myself, this morning
Lauren finally has her Georgia driver’s license, but not without us both having to endure the infected toe nail of the [...]3 -
January 14, 2007
While I was going to graduate school, I taught high school computer for three years. During that time, I accumulated numerous amusing and/or mind-numbing stories. Here’s one of them:
Towards the end of one school year, I assigned an optional research paper for extra credit. Students did not have to do it, but if they chose [...]5 -
January 14, 2007
ATLANTA, GA – Desperate for relief pitching and in the midst of a five game losing streak, the Atlanta Braves have signed actor Charlie Sheen to a major league contract.
The star of Hot Shots! and Scary Movie 3, Sheen is no stranger to the game. As a boy, he played in Little League. As an [...]1 -
January 11, 2007
Smokey is the son of the kitten I had when I lived away from home my first year in college. Smokey had a brother named “Bandit” and a sister named “Cannonball Run.” Yes, we had a Burt Reynolds’ movie theme going on. Both his mom and siblings have passed, but Smokey lives on.
He loves sleeping [...]5 -
January 11, 2007
I have heard people sometimes describe another person’s laugh as “infectious.” I’ve never given the expression much thought until this week when I overheard one co-worker, referring to another co-worker, say “(she) has an infectious laugh.” I assumed this meant the woman had the kind of sweet laugh that made others want to laugh, too. [...]
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January 9, 2007
Denis was my dorm mate my freshman year in college. If you have ever met someone boring, stupid, and/or borderline psychotic, the person was very likely related to Denis in some way. Here’s one of our stories:
The first few weeks of my freshman semester in college, I would go see a movie whenever I was [...]5 -
January 9, 2007
By Every Bad Driver in the World
It’s almost as if other drivers on the road are there for the sole purpose of giving me a headache. Why, just the other day I was daydreaming at a stop sign. I couldn’t have been asleep more than ten seconds when the guy behind me starts honking his [...]0 -
January 8, 2007
Every few days, I get a phone call from the same number. I don’t answer, but I know who it is based on voice messages. Is it an ex wanting to win me back? No. A former student playing a practical joke? Nope. Jessica Alba? No, her number has a different area code. It’s Visa; [...]
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January 5, 2007
I switched offices at work this week. I moved from an office that had a lot of traffic and noise (directly between two restrooms and 10 yards away from the kitchen) to an office tucked away where few travel. The peace and quiet was my reward for being such an outstanding employee.
However, there is something [...]3
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