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“The Blog.” Musings and meandering thoughts on whatever strikes me as amusing or interesting at a particular moment. There is no rhyme or reason to the posts you will find here. Trust me.
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November 21, 2007Banks are sneaky. It’s become obvious to me that the management at my local bank reads my blog. Am I surprised? Well, no. My blog is awesome and incredibly funny – who wouldn’t want to read it? Still, I am a bit taken aback by the fact my bank is using information disclosed on my [...]
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November 19, 2007Over the weekend, Kathy from the very funny The Junk Drawer tagged me for a meme. What’s a meme? Beats me. I had to Google it. The trusted and always-accurate Wikipedia came through with a definition: A meme comprises a theoretical unit of cultural information, the building block of cultural evolution or diffusion that propagates [...]
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November 15, 2007“I think I can get another six or seven months (use) out of these two (pairs of blue jeans).” – me on 11/11/07 It turns out I was slightly off in my estimation of how long my jeans would last me. And by “slightly” I mean six or seven months. My “good” pair, the pair [...]
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November 13, 2007Over the weekend, the topic of “Christmas presents” came up in conversation amongst members of my family. Eventually, my sister asked me what I was going to get her this year. My sister knows that I am frugal and that I put lots of thought into gifts. She also knows that I like to get [...]
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November 11, 2007I have noticed something that highly concerns me. When I was younger, I would play tackle football in my bluejeans. I would climb trees in my bluejeans. I would ride my bike around the neighborhood, occasionally falling down in the process, in my bluejeans. I did all of this, and my bluejeans would rarely – [...]
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November 7, 20071. Writing about Daylight Savings Time… ….. comic gold. 2. Posts involving me hitting on Amish girls who may or may not be married… ….. big crowd pleaser. 3. Anything pertaining to coffee and my obsessing about coffee… ….. lots of blog comments. 4. Writing about baseball and spitting… ….. NO.
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November 6, 2007A funny blog I like to read recently wrote a post asking why baseball players and coaches are always spitting. It’s a fair question, but a difficult one to answer. It’s like asking why a rugby team stranded in the snowy Andes mountains after a plane crash would resort to cannabolism in order to survive. [...]
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November 5, 2007“Spring forward, fall back.” This little phrase is used as a reminder for when to change our clocks for Daylight Savings. Time is cursed at in the spring (when we lose an hour of sleep) and praised in the fall (when we gain an hour). This past Saturday was one of those joyous occasions where [...]
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November 2, 2007After finally recuperating from the sugar fest known as Halloween, I have the energy to replay the events from that day in my head. This Halloween was just like any other until I bumped into a young couple wearing Amish costumes. Or at least I thought they were Amish costumes… “What original costumes,” I thought [...]
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October 26, 2007The strike is over. After one week of living – if you can call it “living” – without French Vanilla Coffee Creamer in the break room at work, my employers have finally decided to cave in and replenish the cupboards. Oh, did I not mention I had gone on strike over this? My bad. While [...]
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October 22, 2007The weekend before last, I had to give a speech in front of an auditorium full of people. At the beginning of my speech, I was supposed to give the audience my name, my marital status, what church I attend, and other tidbits of information. Because I’m me, this is how I began my speech: [...]
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October 19, 2007Look, I’m not a high-maintenance person. Really, I’m not. There are just certain…expectations I have in my day-to-day life. For example, if I’m at a restaurant, thirty minutes shouldn’t go by between the time I ask the waitress for my bill and her actually bringing it to me. That’s perfectly reasonable, right? And if I’m [...]
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October 16, 2007My long weekend was amazing. I feel refreshed, rejuvenated, born again, alive and any other cool word you want to throw into the mix. However, I am a tad sleep deprived. My weekend required me to share a room with a few individuals who snore. Loudly. All night long. Sometime around four o’clock in the [...]
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October 11, 2007I will be out of town the next four days. Sadly, this means I will be unable to give all of you, my faithful readers/fans/stalkers, your daily dose dry, pointless wit. Now, now, do not cry. I have devised a little something to (hopefully) keep you entertained while I am away. There are a few [...]
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