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“The Blog.” Musings and meandering thoughts on whatever strikes me as amusing or interesting at a particular moment. There is no rhyme or reason to the posts you will find here. Trust me.
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October 10, 2007I have ants in my car. How the ants got inside my car is a mystery. I do not have food in my car. There are no empty bottles or cans. With the exception of some books, a couple envelopes and lots of dust, the inside of my car is clean. In short, there is [...]
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October 9, 2007I have a love/appreciate/hate relationship with the school I went to for my undergrad degree. I loved the reasonably-low in-state tuition. I appreciated the underrated, quality education it gave me. I hated the head-scratching, brain-cell killing, sometimes moronic administration and staff. Cue the back story: 1. This school once told me I had lost an [...]
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October 8, 2007Like everyone else in the world who was blessed with the power of awesomeness by God, I possess several unique gifts. I have the gift – some would call it a curse – of being a reservoir of pop culture and sports knowledge. I am wise with money. I can chop onions, more times than [...]
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October 5, 2007In my adult life, I have gone entire calendar years without having a single cup of coffee. I didn’t dislike coffee. I liked it okay, I suppose. I just never understood the huge appeal (much less why so many people were flat-out addicted to it). That was until two years ago. Two years ago, I [...]
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October 4, 2007As many of you know, web design is a hobby of mine. As such, you might be wondering why I chose to take an already existing WordPress template and turn it upside down on its head rather that just create one of my own from scratch? Well, one, I’m lazy. Two, it gave me the [...]
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October 1, 2007Time is what turns kittens into cats. A polite “nod in your general direction” to the first person to correctly site cite the source.
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September 28, 2007It’s time for a rant… Call it an unfair generalization if you must, but everyone else in the world stinks at parking. Seriously, folks. How difficult is it to place your vehicle squarely between two lines? On the list of “things that are hard to do,” parking your vehicle ranks somewhere between “not stabbing yourself [...]
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September 27, 2007On the lazy scale, there’s people who ask other people to get them things instead of getting up and getting the things themselves, there’s people who go to the gym for the sole purpose of sitting in the steam room, there’s me in high school during summer break, and there’s these people. I realize that [...]
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September 24, 2007The following will likely come off as a rant (this is me, after all), but it’s needed so that I can give some helpful, possibly life-saving advice in case you or a loved one is ever faced with a similar predicament. It’s also a cathartic exercise for me. Emergency Rooms are where sick people go [...]
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September 23, 2007I haven’t updated since Thursday and likely won’t be updating until tomorrow due to my dad having his appendix taken out Friday morning. It burst on him early Friday – while he was at the hospital waiting, no less – so his recovery will take a bit of time. He’s doing well, though, and tentatively [...]
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September 20, 2007Today’s installment of Dear Reader goes out to the individual from Amstelveen, Noord-Holland in the Netherlands who browsed my site today for 3 hours, 13 minutes and 58 seconds. A big thanks to humor-blogs.com for referring this individual. Dear Reader, Wow. What can I say? Thank you for visiting my site and staying for such [...]
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September 18, 2007In thirteen years playing baseball and three years coaching, I never experienced a fight on or off the field. Oh sure, we had our share of batters being hit by pitches and players becoming angry, but nothing serious. Had I ever experienced a fight of some sort, even a small one, I might have been [...]
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September 17, 2007Most of the stories I like to tell about my days as a high school teacher involve my students. The time a student turned in a research paper on the history of hamburgers for computer class is an obvious example. Still, a few stories involve my co-workers (i.e. my fellow teachers). In an organization with [...]
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September 15, 2007For all practical purposes, this blog of mine is not yet two months old. Sure, I registered the domain way back in 2003, but it sat around doing nothing for years. When I finally started using it, all it did was point to my old WordPress.com blog. The older posts you find here came over [...]
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