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“The Blog.” Musings and meandering thoughts on whatever strikes me as amusing or interesting at a particular moment. There is no rhyme or reason to the posts you will find here. Trust me.
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September 14, 2007I know what you are thinking right now. “I wonder how many times Kev has eaten Chinese food for lunch the past two years?” Wonder no more, my friend. The answer is fifteen. I have eaten Chinese food fifteen times for lunch in the past two years. I know this for two reasons: 1) my [...]
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September 13, 2007As part of my continuing (I just started doing this today) effort to show my loyal readers (all four of you) exciting, cool things online (i.e. things that will benefit me in some way), I want to quickly write about the Blogger’s Choice Awards (and why you should go vote for me). What are the [...]
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September 12, 2007I have a dilemma on my hands. Since I moved to my new office earlier this year, I have come into contact with someone or something that I am allergic to. At home, no sneezing. At work, it’s Sneezapalooza. I sneeze so hard and so often, co-workers are afraid to bring their small children into [...]
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September 11, 2007Call me an optimist, but I’m still keeping my fingers crossed that O.J. will one day find the real killer… Call me an optimist, but I believe history will prove Milli Vanilli sang their own songs… Call me an optimist, but I still contend Steven, the super-annoying Dell Dude, was framed…
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September 10, 2007I have seen the future and it is not pretty. Society is divided into two groups: 1. Those who wear Bluetooth headsets on their ears, and 2. Those who want to punch in the face those who wear them.
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September 10, 2007I am growing very tired of passwords. There are just way, way, way too many to remember. My e-mail account has a password. My bank accounts have passwords. My place of employment requires several passwords. My retirement account has a password. My blog has a password. Passwords…PASSWORDS…PASSWORDS! It’s enough to drive a sane man to [...]
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September 7, 2007The tendency of one’s socks to disappear is something we all have experienced. This phenomenon (yes, I believe that word is apt) has been discussed, joked about and analyzed by people for seemingly forever. Personally, I have never paid much attention to it. Until now. For most of my life, I knew (or so I [...]
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September 6, 2007“I see Blue. He looks glooorious.” – Will Ferrell in the movie Old School It was news that slipped through the cracks during the busy holiday season, but actor Patrick Cranshaw passed away just before the New Year. He was 86. Cranshaw was a mostly unknown actor for nearly 50 years. Then, at the age [...]
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September 6, 2007According to the Atlanta Journal Constitution: Security officers found 30 snakes, a dead bird and pieces of several other birds in the luggage of a man arriving at Atlanta’s Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport from South Korea last month. The snakes were dead, but startled screeners still took extra precautions with the reptiles, said Jon Allen, a [...]
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September 5, 2007Never one to follow trends, I have instead made it my mission in life to run away screaming in the opposite direction of them. This “do the opposite” philosophy has served me well in most instances (the Macarena, John Travolta movies, Mambo #5, Reality TV) and not so well in others (not drinking 8 glasses [...]
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September 4, 2007Frugal cat that I am, I periodically sign up for free Wal-Mart samples at their website. I use an alias (“Chi Chi”) to protect my identity. To date, I have received: A sample of some new flavor of Crest toothpaste, which lasted almost a week A moistened dust cloth for the interior of my car [...]
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September 3, 2007A month ago, Time came out with an article that discussed a growing trend: ATM machines in church lobbies. Churches that accept debit and credit cards for tithing has been growing in popularity since 2005, when a pastor in Augusta, GA conceived the idea. In fact, a recent Dallas Morning News poll found that 55% [...]
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September 3, 2007Flying high, Cuba Gooding Jr. is ready to give back to his fans. That’s right. It’s time for Jerry Maguire 2!
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September 3, 2007“That’s the stuff.” My favorite clip from one of my favorite television shows, NewsRadio. In the video, Dave is paranoid that outsiders are stealing from him, so he has a security door installed at work. His employees see the door as a huge inconvenience, so they keep propping a chair in front of it. This [...]
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