“That’s the stuff.” My favorite clip from one of my favorite television shows, NewsRadio. In the video, Dave is paranoid that outsiders are stealing from him, so he has a security door installed at work. His employees see the door as a huge inconvenience, so they keep propping a chair in front of it. This [...]

It should be noted: I never liked Pee Wee Herman. I thought his TV show was unfunny. The little bit of his movies I saw was unfunny. I thought everything about him was unfunny. In short, I’ve always thought he was unfunny. However, this video from his 80’s TV special (perhaps because Pee Wee Herman [...]

The following is a significant revision of the fake, Keanu-penned blog post I did last year titled, I am an Awful, Awful Actor. This new version was recently published at Associated Content. I will also present it here in all its glory. “I am arguably the worst actor alive today,” Keanu Reeves says to me [...]

After the coffee machine in my place of employment’s kitchen broke for the fifth time in three weeks today, I came to the following conclusion: I am an unwilling participant in some sort of sadistic science experiment. Coffee machines simply do not “break.” They’re like alarm clocks, blue jeans or tooth brushes in that regard [...]

Someday, FoodTV “personalities” Rachael Ray and Emeril Lagasse are going to fall in love and have a child. And that child will one day destroy the world. Ironically, however, the child will not be able to cook. In my world, this qualifies as a deep thought.

It has been awhile since I have updated all of you on my progress, but I have had three more articles published at Associated Content. All three have been previously published in one form or another here on my blog, but one has been significantly reedited. Which one? Well, if I told you that what [...]

I finally watched the movie 300 last weekend. With a title like that, my brain thinks of two possibilities: a baseball flick (about a pitcher chasing 300 wins or a hitter chasing a .300 batting average) or a documentary about the average SAT score for America’s high schoolers. Still, as misleading movie titles go, 300 [...]

That’s right, boys and girls. It’s another post about money. In the fall of 1996, I received my first credit card. In the summer of 1997, I received my second. A decade later, I am now finally free of both. Even though I haven’t used either card in over five years, the debt accumulated during [...]