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“The Blog.” Musings and meandering thoughts on whatever strikes me as amusing or interesting at a particular moment. There is no rhyme or reason to the posts you will find here. Trust me.
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August 3, 2007This one goes out to all of the people who just can’t get enough of the iPhone. You know who you are.
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July 30, 2007I was made aware of the Oscar the Cat story by my brother, Tim. He emailed me a link to the article. Later, after I wrote my blog post stating my belief Oscar the Cat was a serial killer, I sent Tim an email with a link so he could go read it. And so [...]
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July 26, 2007Fox News did a story today on a cat who lives at a nursing home in Providence, RI. This cat has the ability to “predict” when patients are about to die. Here is an excerpt: Oscar the cat seems to have an uncanny knack for predicting when nursing home patients are going to die, by [...]
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July 25, 2007I have never seen any of the Harry Potter movies or read any of the books. I have read The Three Musketeers and seen the 1994 Charlie Sheen, Chris O’Donnell and Kiefer Sutherland movie of the same name. I have never been to New York, California or any country outside of the United States. I [...]
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July 24, 2007The Atlanta Braves Sign Charlie Sheen fake news article I wrote last year was accepted and published by Associated Content today. It is the 8th article of mine they have accepted since I joined earlier this month. Here is an excerpt: Desperate for starting pitching after the loss of Mike Hampton and the ineffectiveness of [...]
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July 23, 2007Because the coffee machine at my work’s kitchen broke earlier this morning, during my lunch break I stopped by the local CVS Pharmacy for my non-coffee caffeine drink of choice, Coke Zero. I walked inside, quickly grabbed two 20-oz bottles and got in the checkout line. In front of me in line was a lady [...]
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July 22, 2007After nearly six years producing albums that featured pre-teens singing covers of mildly inappropriate pop songs, the makers of Kidz Bop announced today that they have officially sold their souls to the devil and abandoned all pretense with the planned release of Kidz Bop 21: The Christina Aguilera Collection. “We’ve been making parents and sane [...]
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July 19, 2007Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have purchased a home in Montecito, CA that is just down the road from Oprah Winfrey’s $50 million estate. Cruise, who infamously made headlines in 2005 when he psychotically jumped up and down on Oprah’s sofa while appearing on her TV show, is excited about the move. “We can’t wait [...]
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July 18, 2007In a story too insane and inhumane to comprehend, on July 13 a married couple in Nevada pleaded guilty to two counts of child neglect. With food and baby formula in the home, the couple’s two children, ages 2 and 11 months, were found malnourished and close to death after having gone without food for [...]
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July 15, 2007The following post was recently submitted to and published by Associated Content. Unlike my previous AC submissions, this one is brand new to the online world: Shortly after graduating from college (and by “shortly” I mean the very next day), I began work as a teacher at the very high school from which I had [...]
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July 13, 2007Associated Content (which pegs itself as “The People’s Media Company”) has published six “articles” of mine previously posted on my blog. During my quest to see if I could earn some supplemental income with my blogging hobby, I stumbled upon AC’s website and submitted some of my work. In addition to the enjoyment of seeing [...]
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July 12, 2007Looking around my desk at work, it appears I have two of everything (two scissors, two staplers, two staple removers, two tape dispensers, etc.). When I moved to this office, the person who had it before me left all of her stuff behind. I didn’t know that when I moved in, so I brought all [...]
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July 12, 2007A few weekends ago, the family rented three movies. The two “guy” movies were Snakes on a Plane and Rocky Balboa. This led to the following conversation: Me: If they combined these two movies, it would be called “Rocky Balboa on a Plane.” Family Member #1: That doesn’t sound very entertaining. Me: That’s where you’re [...]
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July 11, 2007This is not a work of my own creation, but it made me laugh nontheless: Dear Mr. Prime, We have received your accident-claim reports for the month of June—they total 27. I regret to inform you that GEICO will not be able to reimburse you for any of those repairs. I feel that I have [...]
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July 10, 2007The coffee machine at my work’s kitchen is broken. I don’t want to say I am addicted to coffee, but I’m fairly certain that if I do not get some caffeine in my system soon I will be able to set things on fire with my eyes.
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