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February 16, 2007I rarely have dreams when I sleep and when I do I rarely, rarely remember them. However, last night I had a dream and I actually remember it. Why does this concern you, my faithful Xanga readers? Because I can’t think of anything else to blog about. Begin dream sequence!
I’m shopping at a huge store [...]1 -
February 11, 2007If I had a size 25 shoe, would I be pigeon-holed into a job as a clown? That doesn’t seem fair. What if I wanted to be a dancer?
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February 10, 2007If you ask a little boy what he wants to be when he grows up, he will more than likely give you the cliché answer of a fireman, a policeman, a cowboy, or an astronaut. When I was a child, I had ambition and did not want to limit myself. So I decided I wanted [...]
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February 9, 2007Like Alton Brown of Good Eats, I’m not a fan of uni-taskers. Why have a cell phone that can only make and receive calls when you can have one that’s also a music player and camera? Why have shoes that only go with khakis when you can have shoes that go with khakis, jeans, shorts [...]
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February 6, 2007If I could pick any song to be the theme song of my life, I would pick 80’s hit “Walk Like an Egyptian” by the Bangles. I think that song fully encapsulates my life’s desire of walking like an Egyptian.
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February 5, 2007Do you ever envy deaf people? I just got home from a two-hour bus ride filled with teenage girls “singing” every annoying radio song from the past five years. And when I say singing, I mean screaming. And by screaming, I mean they verbally assaulted my ear drums in a manner so horrific I actually [...]
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February 4, 2007If people were made out of gingerbread, would cannibalism be more socially acceptable?
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February 4, 2007I propose a new “celeb reality” tv show. Anyone who has ever appeared on a reality television show or has played a hand in the creation of a reality television show will be placed on a deserted island. Then a nuclear bomb will be dropped on the island.
Possible names for the show are, “Exploding with [...]0 -
February 1, 2007A precious family member, Teddy, disappeared at the end of last week. We have turned the house upside down searching for her…she was found inexplicably under her “kitchen” set, a fairly small unit in her room. I am amazed at this, because I actually moved that thing out of the way and back into [...]
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January 23, 2007When at a singles gathering, it is very important to keep track of the fake names, professions, general details, etc. you give to the people you meet. You don’t want to call yourself “Brad” around a girl you’d met earlier and who thought your name was “Jake.” You’ve got to have a system in place.
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January 23, 2007ANYTOWN, GA – Local man Kyle Davis can breath easy after narrowly avoiding a “chick flick” his girlfriend wanted the two of them to watch this past weekend.
Davis, 28, was hoping to spend a relaxing evening with his girlfriend Laura Childress, 23, by renting an action-comedy at the local video store. His plans were quickly [...]2 -
January 18, 2007The Olive Garden is to Italian Food as 10 Things I Hate About You is to William Shakespeare. – Me
I do not remember the above being on my SAT (possibly because I took the SAT before the movie was released), but if it had been on it I’m certain I would have gotten it right.
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January 16, 2007If science worked as quickly and efficiently as the DMV, the Hair Club for Men president would still be bald. Also, he’d probably be dead from a head cold.
- Me, silently to myself, this morning
Lauren finally has her Georgia driver’s license, but not without us both having to endure the infected toe nail of the [...]3 -
January 14, 2007While I was going to graduate school, I taught high school computer for three years. During that time, I accumulated numerous amusing and/or mind-numbing stories. Here’s one of them.
Towards the end of one school year, I assigned an optional research paper for extra credit. Students did not have to do it, but if they chose [...]5
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