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“The Blog.” Musings and meandering thoughts on whatever strikes me as amusing or interesting at a particular moment. There is no rhyme or reason to the posts you will find here. Trust me.
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April 15, 2007If Al Gore was alive to see what has become of his precious invention, the Internet, I believe he would weep. Well, he wouldn’t actually cry (robots cannot cry), but he’d be sad. Why, because MySpace is using the Internet to destroy civilization as we know it. MySpace is a disease. People get on MySpace [...]
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April 12, 2007Sorry for going all Fiona Apple on you with the long title. (I’m also sorry for the vague Fiona Apple reference that only myself and maybe two other sad people in the world will get without clicking the link) Like everyone who has bills to pay each month, I am frustrated. My reason for frustration [...]
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April 10, 2007I recently saw a stand-up comic on TV who said something that made me think. Why does everyone – the young, the old, the mean, the nice – smile when they see a baby? Is it because they’re cute? Most of the time, yes. But surely not all babies are cute. If all babies were [...]
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March 30, 2007LOS ANGELES, CA – After he had not been seen or heard from in ages, the last two members of the Fred Durst Fanclub have filed a missing persons report on the singer (pictured) of Limp Bizkit, a musical group that was inexplicably popular in the late 1990s and early 2000s. Last seen in the [...]
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March 16, 2007If the odds of Carrot Top winning an Academy Award for acting are better than the odds of an apparent scam not being a scam, it’s a scam. – The Carrot Top Rule (From my untitled, unwritten book, “How to Make Stupid Work for You”) I had heard of Craigslist before, but until this week [...]
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March 12, 2007This is Barry Bonds’ head circa 1987. This is Barry Bonds’ head today. Either the man took steroids, or he ate the basketball I lost in junior high.
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March 6, 2007An avid reader of this blog recently left a comment with a link to an article. The article discusses Bank of America (my new bank) offering credit cards to illegal immigrants. Here’s an excerpt: In recent years, banks across the country have begun offering checking accounts … to the nation’s fast-growing ranks of undocumented immigrants. [...]
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March 5, 2007“Look at that guy.” “Poor, pathetic, shell of a man.” “Mommy, that man is holding a purse.” These are phrases uttered at malls, grocery stores and Wal-Marts all over the nation. You’re just a guy minding his own business when your girlfriend, wife, female acquaintance or confused cousin Steve hands you a purse. It’s not [...]
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March 4, 2007A little while ago, Lauren called me saying she had seen a guy on a bus wearing the exact same Kenneth Cole sandals I own. She hates these sandals like a fat kid hates broccoli. Considering she also hates my black Kenneth Cole boots and my dark blue Levis jeans, I have come to the [...]
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February 25, 2007By Kevin J. Fakename Reporter for The Fake News Originally Reported 8/25/06 ATLANTA, GA – Tyler and Cody Chung (pictured) received failing grades during the recent “show and tell” in Mrs. Timberland’s fourth grade class, according to insiders who eat lunch with the brothers. Both boys, age 10, presented photos taken during a recent Atlanta [...]
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February 16, 2007I rarely have dreams when I sleep and when I do I rarely, rarely remember them. However, last night I had a dream and I actually remember it. Why does this concern you, my faithful Xanga readers? Because I can’t think of anything else to blog about. Begin dream sequence! I’m shopping at a huge [...]
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February 11, 2007If I had a size 25 shoe, would I be pigeon-holed into a job as a clown? That doesn’t seem fair. What if I wanted to be a dancer?
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February 10, 2007If you ask a little boy what he wants to be when he grows up, he will more than likely give you the cliché answer of a fireman, a policeman, a cowboy, or an astronaut. When I was a child, I had ambition and did not want to limit myself. So I decided I wanted [...]
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