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“The Blog.” Musings and meandering thoughts on whatever strikes me as amusing or interesting at a particular moment. There is no rhyme or reason to the posts you will find here. Trust me.
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January 9, 2007Denis was my dorm mate my freshman year in college. If you have ever met someone boring, stupid, and/or borderline psychotic, the person was very likely related to Denis in some way. Here’s one of our stories: The first few weeks of my freshman semester in college, I would go see a movie whenever I [...]
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January 9, 2007By Every Bad Driver in the World It’s almost as if other drivers on the road are there for the sole purpose of giving me a headache. Why, just the other day I was daydreaming at a stop sign. I couldn’t have been asleep more than ten seconds when the guy behind me starts honking [...]
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January 8, 2007Every few days, I get a phone call from the same number. I don’t answer, but I know who it is based on voice messages. Is it an ex wanting to win me back? No. A former student playing a practical joke? Nope. Jessica Alba? No, her number has a different area code. It’s Visa; [...]
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January 5, 2007I switched offices at work this week. I moved from an office that had a lot of traffic and noise (directly between two restrooms and 10 yards away from the kitchen) to an office tucked away where few travel. The peace and quiet was my reward for being such an outstanding employee. However, there is [...]
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January 4, 2007Wednesday was my sister Melanie’s birthday. After work I went home to change clothes before heading to my parent’s place for the party. What I found there shocked me to the very core. Her birthday cake was in a box on the table. My mom informed me that Smokey, the greatest cat in the world, [...]
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November 21, 2006With the huge sums of money being thrown at Major League Baseball players this offseason, I would like to take this opportunity to announce I have opted out of my contract with “Hank’s Hardware and Fine Linens” co-ed softball team and am now a free agent available to the highest bidder. Given how weak this [...]
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August 1, 2006It doesn’t really matter what I gain or lose on this earth because nothing compares to this promise He has given me. I am experiencing the sheer pleasure of once being lost and now being found. – John Smoltz Normally, when someone asks you to name your favorite athlete, celebrity or role model; you give [...]
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July 18, 2006By Ben Affleck I must take umbrage with Keanu Reeves’ claim of being arguably the worst actor alive today. Clearly, I am the worst actor of this or any other generation. Gigli, Surving Christmas, Reindeer Games, Paycheck, Pearl Harbor – need I go on? My bad acting kills. It actually destroys lives. Jennifer Lopez can’t [...]
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July 16, 2006By Keanu Reeves I am arguably the worst actor alive today. And yet, somehow, I keep getting roles in movie after movie. It just doesn’t make any sense. Why do directors and producers keep casting me? Why do people keep going to movie theatres to watch me? Don’t they realize I suck? When I first [...]
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