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These are Kev’s musings and meandering thoughts on whatever strikes him as amusing or interesting at a particular moment. There is no rhyme or reason to the posts you will find here. Trust us.
by kev on July 24, 2007
The Atlanta Braves Sign Charlie Sheen fake news article I wrote last year was accepted and published by Associated Content today. It is the 8th article of mine they have accepted since I joined earlier this month. Here is an excerpt:
Desperate for starting pitching after the loss of Mike Hampton and the ineffectiveness of Mark [...]
by kev on July 23, 2007
Because the coffee machine at my work’s kitchen broke earlier this morning, during my lunch break I stopped by the local CVS Pharmacy for my non-coffee caffeine drink of choice, Coke Zero. I walked inside, quickly grabbed two 20-oz bottles and got in the checkout line.
In front of me in line was a lady in [...]
by kev on July 22, 2007
After nearly six years producing albums that featured pre-teens singing covers of mildly inappropriate pop songs, the makers of Kidz Bop announced today that they have officially sold their souls to the devil and abandoned all pretense with the planned release of Kidz Bop 21: The Christina Aguilera Collection.
“We’ve been making parents and sane adults [...]
by kev on July 19, 2007
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have purchased a home in Montecito, CA that is just down the road from Oprah Winfrey’s $50 million estate. Cruise, who infamously made headlines in 2005 when he psychotically jumped up and down on Oprah’s sofa while appearing on her TV show, is excited about the move.
“We can’t wait to [...]
by kev on July 18, 2007
In a story too insane and inhumane to comprehend, on July 13 a married couple in Nevada pleaded guilty to two counts of child neglect. With food and baby formula in the home, the couple’s two children, ages 2 and 11 months, were found malnourished and close to death after having gone without food for [...]






























