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“The Blog.” Musings and meandering thoughts on whatever strikes me as amusing or interesting at a particular moment. There is no rhyme or reason to the posts you will find here. Trust me.
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- Dear Reader (14)
- Duh! Magazine (10)
- Fake News (45)
- Guest Rants (15)
- Live Blogging (26)
- Quick Hits (27)
- Reviews (4)
- Unsent (4)
- Video (16)
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April 30, 2010The little boy with the giant head has vowed to never again try to ride on the backs of tiny animals. But then he meets Einstein’s family. Comedy ensues.
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April 29, 2010Today’s live blog introduction is brought to you by the good people at SeaWorld. Hey, remember the movie Jaws 3? The one where the large shark gets loose at SeaWorld and kills numerous employees and SeaWorld customers? Wasn’t that a brilliant advertising strategy!
“Hey kids, for vacation this year let’s go to that theme park with [...]2 -
April 28, 2010I’m getting a late start on today’s live blog. But don’t worry, I make up for my tardiness with my below-average writing.
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April 28, 2010What do you get when you take one tiny horse and add a small boy with an abnormally large head who likes to ride tiny animals? Comedy magic, my friend.
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April 27, 2010Will readers miss these live blogs when I’m gone? I’m thinking yes. Of course, then again, I’m sometimes very vain.
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April 22, 2010Day three of live blogging. Consider this my version of a “hunger strike” until the boredom at work finally ends.
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April 21, 2010Day two of living blogging will likely be twice as exciting as day one. And yes, I realize that’s not saying very much.
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April 20, 2010To cure a slow work day, “live blogging” returns. Yes, it’s just as hilariously awesome as you remember.
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April 14, 2010An open letter to Discover Bank, an entity that likely is too stupid to dress itself each morning.
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April 13, 2010I’m no expert, but I can spot asinine advice when I hear it. And in the relatively short history of my ridiculously awesome life, “don’t spank your child…give them a time out” ranks right up there with “let’s just talk to the terrorists” and “you’ve got to see this Keanu Reeves movie” as the most asinine advice I’ve ever heard.
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April 12, 2010The notion of Tiger Woods returning to golf, winning the Masters in his first tournament and being praised like he was some kind of resilient hero sickened me.
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