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These are Kev’s musings and meandering thoughts on whatever strikes him as amusing or interesting at a particular moment. There is no rhyme or reason to the posts you will find here. Trust us.


MySpace is a Disease
by kev on April 15, 2007 

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If Al Gore was alive to see what has become of his precious invention, the Internet, I believe he would weep. Well, he wouldn’t actually cry (robots cannot cry), but he’d be sad. Why, because MySpace is using the Internet to destroy civilization as we know it.
MySpace is a disease. People get on MySpace because [...]

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How do I Keep Track of my Bills While Resisting the Urge to hit Myself in the Head with a Rusty Hammer?
by kev on April 12, 2007 

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Sorry for going all Fiona Apple on you with the long title. (I’m also sorry for the vague Fiona Apple reference that only myself and maybe two other sad people in the world will get without clicking the link)
Like everyone who has bills to pay each month, I am frustrated. My reason for frustration is [...]

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Babies = Cake
by kev on April 10, 2007 

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I recently saw a stand-up comic on TV who said something that made me think. Why does everyone - the young, the old, the mean, the nice - smile when they see a baby?
Is it because they’re cute? Most of the time, yes. But surely not all babies are cute. If all babies were cute, [...]

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Fred Durst Missing, Police Unconcerned
by kev on March 30, 2007 

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LOS ANGELES, CA - After he had not been seen or heard from in ages, the last two members of the Fred Durst Fanclub have filed a missing persons report on the singer (pictured) of Limp Bizkit, a musical group that was inexplicably popular in the late 1990s and early 2000s.
Last seen in the awful [...]

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The Carrot Top Rule
by kev on March 16, 2007 

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If the odds of Carrot Top winning an Academy Award for acting are better than the odds of an apparent scam not being a scam, it’s a scam.
- The Carrot Top Rule (From my untitled, unwritten book, “How to Make Stupid Work for You”)
I had heard of Craigslist before, but until this week I had [...]

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