Will readers miss these live blogs when I’m gone? I’m thinking yes. Of course, then again, I’m sometimes very vain.

I wanted to end the week on a high note. Instead, I chose to do another live blog.

Day two of living blogging will likely be twice as exciting as day one. And yes, I realize that’s not saying very much.

*Note: I’m not really bipolar.

I’m no expert, but I can spot asinine advice when I hear it. And in the relatively short history of my ridiculously awesome life, “don’t spank your child…give them a time out” ranks right up there with “let’s just talk to the terrorists” and “you’ve got to see this Keanu Reeves movie” as the most asinine advice I’ve ever heard.

Have you ever had “one of those” weeks?

Is there a shortage of grapes in this country of which I’m unaware? Seriously. Anyone?

In this gem of a blog post, I explore the true meaning of the poem “April showers bring May flowers.”